January 2011
can my boobs just shrink
wheretheducksgo:
seriously
Who the hell would wish that upon themselves?
Watch
Missing my first class of my college career.
Fucking alarm clock.
All the boys I crush on like vaginas and boobs.
All the girls I crush on only like dicks. Fuck our lives man.
Watchnani-baka:
canoe-err:
jakecanner:
just click play
MOTHER OF GOD.
gpoy
Omg.
My ex girlfriend is a porn star
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
i-m-a-gee:
and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out
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How to get a boy to shut up.
Boy: Blahblahblah boring shit no one cares about blahlblahblah.
You: I bleed from my vagina.
End of conversation.
Why does everyone feel the need to tell me their...
That awkward moment when you are flipping out...
Eyeballs: The Poem
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Eyeballs are round and squish for you But for me and some others, they act like a glue A girl with some sass Goes walking right pass But my eyeballs get stuck to her ass
The awkward moment when you're in a horror movie...
I am the master of the Cha Cha slide
mooooocow:
I beg to differ. I had to do that dance ever day when I worked at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom. I’d like to think I’m pretty pro.
That awkward moment when you misspell a word so...
pwnedbythedeatheater:
dailydoseofbullshit:
Changed my url for a while because I found out...
Hopefully this’ll get rid of them. Unless my irl followers give me away. *Glares threateningly*
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I have cramps, I feel nauseous, and my friend is trying to get me to give him a strip tease on webcam.
Tonight sucks.
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Everyone, meet my mutt pup, Lucy. :)
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H. H. Holmes was one sick fuck.